Tuesday, June 18, 2013
Texas! Wide open for business!
All week, every other commercial on New York City radio is Texas Governor Rick Perry telling us how great Texas is for business. No taxes! No health and safety regulations! No pesky lawsuits! Tons of illegal immigrants eager to be exploited!
Then he shows up in Connecticut to do some serious poaching. Now, I'm sure that there is nothing Governor Rick Perry enjoys more than killing a bunch of deer on an Audubon Wildlife Sanctuary but that's not the kind of poaching we're talking about.
Rick Perry was attempting to lure away Connecticut's gun manufacturing. Twenty children and six staff members shot dead at Sandy Hook Elementary School and the state dares to enact gun control measures? Rick Perry is rightfully disgusted.
Texas! Where a bunch of dead kids isn't a tragedy, it's a business opportunity!
Friday, June 14, 2013
Zack Snyder's Jesus Christ Superman The Musical. Soon to be a major motion picture.
When I was in yeshiva, the nuns told us that Superman was Moses and Rabbi Tuperman said that Superman changed his name because he was a self-hating Jew like Spiderman, Ironman and Rabbi Tupperman.
Interesting fact I learned on NPR, the Man of Steel was originally going to be called Steelman but it sounded too much like Steilmann.