When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
Kendra Wilkinson grins as she heads to the gym as her private life makes headlines
My Comment: Why shouldn't she be happy? Her husband sleeping with a transexual is great for her career! Looks like she's ready to be a guest star on Honey Boo Boo.
Barry Manilow to release 'Dream Duets' album with Judy Garland
My Comment: If Barry Manilow married Bruce Jenner, the 1970's would cease to exist -- but their kids would be gorgeous.
Here's a photo of Bruce Jenner, with his first wife Steve Guttenberg, and their best man.
Here's a photo of Barry Manilow and his first wife Valerie Perrine.
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.
'Some may ridicule our choice - I really don't care to be honest': Katie Price hits back at criticism over baby daughter Bunny's name
My Comment: Way better than calling your kid Miley or Lindsay Lohan Price. Rating ▲3
I think Bunny is a good choice. Now, when her daughter grows up she won't have to think of a stripper name all by herself -- because thinking is hard.
Fur the love of North! Kim Kardashian is in protective mama bear mode holding her daughter close as they jet out of LAX
My Comment: Kim is a Mama Bare! Rating ▼2
That, was the greatest Daily Mail comment ever -- and I get no love or hate.
Daily Mail Exclusive! Kim Kardashian Leaked Nudes!
Mama Bare Kim Kardashian Leaked Nudes. Kayne West gets caught checking out his wife's best assets.