I want an iPad Mini Cooper.

On October 19th, twitter had a meme called #BoringHorrorMovies. For the twilliterate, that means Boring Horror Movies. I went batshit cra...

Yesterday I had a conversation with Steve Martin, my idol/hero/favorite person ever. Before twitter this would have been impossible. Thank y...

Last night I was watching the Vice Presidential debates, all those closeups of Paul Ryan squirming in his chair and fondling his water cup...

Gorgeous Eva Longoria is dating hunky Mark Sanchez! Yes, it is time for more hard-hitting sports journalism from the staff at PoundTheBud...

Risking almost certain legal action in the form of a cease and desist order, I defaced the vaunted NFL Shield and humiliated those billio...

Where is Roger Goodell? The NFL is a joke. The owners are pulling a Romney, making everyone miserable to save $3.3 million. That's...

I got an e-mail from that guy. It said, and I quote "Wanted to know if you had some time this week or next to discuss working togeth...

In 1976, at the Humboldt County Fair, Best Buggering - Ewe.  I keep it next to my Peabody, Emmy and Booker in the box in the storage unit. ...

My Star Wars mashup. It is not gay despite what my brother says. For you Who aficionados, that's the late, great John Entwistle's ...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. The Dork That Could Fly, 1997.   A sequel to the highly regarded 20th Century Fox film of...

That's the most memorable image from NBC's telecast of the olympics last night. The Japanese Gymnastics Delegation bribing appeal...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. Junk Yard Whores: No Blondes Allowed, 2000 -- Cute and perky Annika Svenson moves to tow...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. Saved By A Shark, 2000 -- After she is tossed overboard by her two-timing, millionaire ...

Recently discovered photographic evidence of my first date. No, it was not also my last date. If memory serves, her name was Cheryl, she...

Is Stephen A. Smith just Carmelo Anthony's bitch?   Or has he become the new Pedro Gomez? At ESPN, it's all about the access, m...

Carmelo Anthony and Jeremy Lin

Mitt is not Mitt Romney's real name. His real first name is Willard. Willard Mitt Romney. Everyone knows that Willard is the guy t...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. John Cardinal O'Farrell and the Amazing Girl-to-Boy Serum, 1995 -- Deep beneath th...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. Dr. Hasbro and the First Barbie, 1991 -- The evil Dr. Hasbro kidnaps the first Barbie mod...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. Beach Blanket Berlin!, 2001 -- Eric Von Zipper, the leader of the Malibu Rat Pack Biker...

More books from the box in my mom's attic. C-3PO Takes a Wife, 1994 -- After significant reprogramming and the addition of a few...