BUENOS AIRES, Argentina — A 38-year-old former Miss Argentina has died from complications after undergoing cosmetic surgery on her buttocks. Solange Magnano, a mother of twins who won the crown in 1994, died of a pulmonary embolism Sunday after three days in critical condition following a gluteoplasty in Buenos Aires.
"Mr. Magnano? About your wife, there's good news and bad news. First the good news, your wife's ass looks terrific! Now the bad news, she's never going to use it again and neither are you."
Feel free to bombard me with buttock puns, gluteoplasty euphemisms and hate e-mails.
From my brother, Dave:
I once tricked a girl into a little "cosmetic surgery" on her buttocks. She didn't die, but she couldn't sit down for a week.
Miss Argentina?! Of course I do, that country's got quality ass. Unfortunately, the quality of their ass surgeons? Not so good.
Sphincter?! Hell, it killed her!
If only the embolism had gone to her brain, it wouldn't have done any damage!
BOB
ReplyDeletePLS XCUSE BLKBERRY
BETTER TO LIVE WITH PASTY GLUTES THAN DIE OF GLUTEOPLASTY
SUCKS - BUTT THERE'S A JOKE THERE SOMEWHERE
8:OO TEE TIME
HELL'S ALL A BUZZ ABOUT TIGER
BILL
BOB
ReplyDelete12TH HOLE - NIXON "TWISTED HIS ANKLE" WHICH MEANS HE'S SO OVER PAR THAT HE'S CALLING IT A DAY
THEY HAD A NATIONALLY TELEVISED STATE FUNERAL FOR MISS MAGNANO WHICH GIVES ME AN IDEA FOR A MUSICAL - WE CAN PARTNER IF YOU LIKE
DON'T CRY FOR MY ASS, ARGENTINA!
IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A TIGHTENING
THAT'S ALL I WANTED
NOT MUCH TO ASK FOR
I'M GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THAT - OOPS, TOO LATE :)
BILL
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ReplyDeletemany people die per year, while playing or plastic surgeries while recovering from a bad treatment
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ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment! Even just 1 ass tightening death is 1 too many. Embrace the cellulite! Or at least just give it a good pounding.
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ReplyDeleteThat's a sorrow because she was so beautiful, that's the crude reality of a lot of beautiful women around the world that's the fame price.
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