This morning at 7:00 AM I visited the New York Times website just like I do every morning. I've got my coffee, my whole day in front of me and all the news that's fit to print. This morning I also got an erection.
99.9994% of the websites I visit with the hope of gaining an erection and then losing it. The New York Times usually falls into the other 0.0006%.
The homepage was running an animated image of various attractive, older, moms. First an image where the woman looks slightly bored, distracted or maybe disappointed. Then the image would flash to a photo of the same woman in the throes of a mind-bending, life-changing, chip the paint off the ceiling, screaming ORGASM.
Also, they were naked. Mostly off screen but definitely naked.
The article that accompanied the image was about a new drug that apparently causes every woman to experience really, really good ORGASMS. I didn't read it because the vast majority of my blood was not in my brain.
By the time I thought of this bit, the animated image was removed, replaced with a static image of Cathy from West 87th Street looking unsatisfied. I think the editors at the New York Times must have found a 25 year old writer yanking one out in his cubicle and realized their error in judgement.
I searched in vain for the animated image buried somewhere at the New York Times site using my considerable computer hacking skills* but came up empty. However, I was able to find the following image. Go ahead, click on it. That's 2048 x 998 pixels of smoldering, Upper West Side MILF-iliousness. I'm assuming it's for all those Times readers that can't find their reading glasses.
These photos beg the question, "Don't the libidos of black and latino woman shrivel up and blow away when they hit middle age?"
Apparently not.
Here's the actual article. If you manage to read it, please let me know what it's about.
*That means Google Image Search
Bob,
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing this article. I don't normally read the NYT. Now I know why my wife doesn't want to have sex with me. I used to think it was my hairy back, but now I know that it's just for evolutionary reasons. Also, I wouldn't want to have sex with me, mostly because I'm not very sexy. Which she points out from time-to-time. Like last night. I was thinking that maybe we need to see a counselor, but now it seems that that won't be necessary as all woman lose interest in their male or female partners after a week or two of hot sex. Forever. I think I feel better about myself now, or maybe a lot worse.