"Hey, you wanna see some cameltoe?"
Is 6:50 AM a little early for porn? lol Ouch, I just hurt myself.
As I bounded out of my chair, my mind raced. Porn at work? It's not only a no-no, it's an impossibility. Our internet access is so restricted that we can't visit yahoo because it's a "web community" site.
When I finally got to Steve's cubicle, out of breath, face flushed, I mean come on it's almost 5 feet away, I saw this:

Sweet!
It's LoHud.com, the internet home of the Journal News, a Gannett Co. Inc. newspaper serving Westchester, Rockland and Putnam counties in New York. The Pulitizer prize winning Journal staff did a hard hitting investigation into the hot babes lounging on the beach over the weekend. Why am I reading the Times?
Oh yeah, here's the close up of the camel toe because I care about my reader (you know who you are).

There is nothing like the newspaper and the morning's first cup of coffee.