Too Many Sean Greens on the Dance Floor - A Greene Update

So, I'm waiting for the games to start last night and Loudmouths is on SNY and their riffing on the Sean Green thing and I'm thinking, "Damn, they stole my bit." But they're comparing Sean Green with Shonn Greene.

Shonn Greene is a running back out of Iowa. At 5'11" and 227 lbs, he's undersized and was slow at the combines. Something tells me that he could stand in the batter's box and waggle his bat just as effectively as Gary Sheffield. Sign him up, Omar.

While we are on the subject of Shawn Green, it was a little bit sad early this season when Kevin Youkilis passed Art Shamsky bumping him off the Top 10 list.

All-Time Jewish Homerun Leaders

Hank Greenberg 331
Shawn Green 328
Sid Gordon 202
Al Rosen 192
Mike Lieberthal 150
Mike Epstein 130
Steve Yeager 102
Brad Ausmus 79
Ryan Braun 76
Kevin Youkilis 72

Tied for 11th place, Art Shamsky/Lou Boudreau 68

That's a pretty good team for a bunch of nice Jewish boys.

The list was compiled by JewishMajorLeaguers.com. I updated it for 2009.

Calling All Sean Greens!

The Mets keep signing Sean Greens, and while the spelling may differ, they all stink. Are there any other Sean Greens, Shawn Greens or Shon Greenes out there? The MLB minimum is over $400,000.

The first Shawn Green looked good in a uniform and made every yenta on the upper east side cream in her jeans but he couldn't hit or field, or run.

The new Sean Green doesn't look so good in a uniform and don't pitch so good.

Hey Omar, howabout signing one these Sean Greenes I have assembled here on my blog:

This Sean Greene plays a mean tuba and looks like a light hitting second baseman. I know we have two of those but we can always use another.

This Sean Greene is a choreographer and former ballet dancer. I admit he doesn't look like much but my scouts tell me that he has a knuckleball that floats, dances and pirouettes.

I saved the best Shawn Greene for last. He's currently a professional Kart racer with over 400 friends. He's a libra and looks great for a guy that is 101 years old. He's single, straight and has a little pop from the right-side.