Up to a few days ago, I could give a fart about Tiger Woods.
However.
Based on my TV, the idea that Tiger Woods may have cheated on a woman that looks as good as a woman can look fascinates everyone. That Mrs. Perfect 10 may have hit Tiger Woods upside the head with his own golf club? That cracks me up.
***I expunged the rest of this bit because it made me cringe.***
