Glory Days - Books I Writed Part 15

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

Man With The Mr. Potato Head Eye, 2000 --  In a post-apocalyptic London obsessed with the former Soviet Union and jockstraps, a mad scientist is building a human being from spare parts but forgets to dig up eyes.  Too lazy to go back to the graveyard, he steals an eye from his daughter's Mr. Potato Head.  Sounds stupid now but the kids thought it was the dog's bullocks.

She Always Had a Headache, or Did She?  1987 -- Mitzi Malone was the perfect wife -  she sang like Mitzi Gaynor, stared vacantly like Mitzi Kapture and didn't have an annoying kid named Paulie like Mitzi Shore.  But when Trevor wanted to consummate their marriage, she always had a headache.  Luckily, the Haitian housekeeper was always up for some action.

Lt. George W. Bush Goes Undercover 1995 -- I got to write 27 Alabama Air National Guard True Life Adventures and Lt. George W. Bush was the star of every single one.