Glory Days - Books I Writed Part XIV

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

Pelé vs. the Aliens with Soccer Balls for Eyes, 1995 --  Back when Pelé could sell books, he single-footedly took on a massive alien invasion.  Atomic bombs, bazookas, the common cold, would not, could not, slow them down.   Luckily, the aliens had soccer balls for eyes and Pelé was really, really good at kicking soccer balls.

A Cotton-Top Tamarin Monkey in Every Hole, 2004 --  Because everyone knows that there's nothing scarier than a tamarin monkey in a hole.   Now, imagine lots and lots of holes filled with tamarin monkeys. 

Lt. George Bush Bangs Some 'Bama Bush, 1997 -- I got to write 27 Alabama Air National Guard True Life Adventures and Lt. George W. Bush was the star of every single one.