Because of a bit I posted back in December (called something like My Dick Explains Why The Blind Side is So Popular), when someone goes to Google in search of Sandra Bullock's buttocks, Google offers up me.Type in Google Image Search:
"Sandra Bullock ass" and I'm Number 1
"Sandra Bullocks ass" and I'm Number 1
"Sandra Bullock big butt" and I'm Number 2.
"Sandra Bullock big butt" and I'm Number 2.
Why do I know this? Sunday night Sandra Bullock won an Oscar and the world's great unwashed went in search of her ass. And found me.
The traffic is off the hook, yo...
The traffic is off the hook, yo...