Monday, August 8, 2011

Rise of the Beneath of the Planet of the Apes Part Two

Caesar from Planet of the ApesCaesar from Rise of the Planet of the Apes!!! You know, if I was a scientist like James Franco, and I was the stepfather of a super-intelligent ape, I would name him Gandhi.

It wouldn't make for much of a movie.

Frieda Pinto: "Hey Jim, what's Gandhi doing today?"
Me: "Oh, he's downtown sitting in the square not eating, again."
Frieda Pinto: "Great. If you're not busy this afternoon how about we have lots of great sex."
Me: "Okay."

Gandhi ChimpActually, my movie is sounding better and better.

Photoshop Notes (Just in case Hilary wants to use my ape photo) - Those are Gandhi's actual glasses stolen from wikipedia and cleaned up a little. And that's a baby bonobo. In the original Planet of the Apes, the gorillas were the army guys, the orangutangs were the Weasleys, the chimps were the scientists, and the bonobos were the hedge fund managers. For a free UncleMelon t-shirt, what were the gibbons?


  1. Bobby,

    If I had a super-intelligent ape son, I would name him Dick Cheney.

    That would be a four quadrant...


  2. I will totally use! Ha! Love it! ;)

  3. Bobby,

    What about Bubbles?

    I think if I was James Franco and I had a super-intelligent ape son, I would name him Bubbles.