Monday, April 30, 2012

Glory Days - Books I Writed Part 7

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

C-3PO Takes a Wife or is it C-3P0 Takes a Wife written by Bob Melonosky, funny star wars
C-3PO Takes a Wife, 1994 -- After significant reprogramming and the addition of a few extra parts, mild-mannered C-3PO embraces the Barbarian lifestyle. George Lucas was kind enough to write the forward.


I Married a Gal WIth No Nipples written by Bob Melonosky
I Married A Gal With No Nipples, 2000 -- A moving tale of an illegal alien that is forced to bottle feed her offspring. Made into a movie starring Mike Myers that went straight to video, I still get an occasional residual check.


Nancy Goes Too Far written by Bob Melonosky, funny Ronald Reagan
Nancy Goes Too Far, 1993 --When Ronald sees Arnold's economics trickling down Nancy's thigh, he goes all Irancontra on his ass.


Wednesday, April 25, 2012

Glory Days - Books I Writed Part 6

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

Lawn Doctor in the 21st Century written by Bob Melonosky, funny science fiction

Lawn Doctor in the 21st Century, 1994 -- Dr. Chuck Chemlawnowitz, Ph.D. battles crabgrass and thatch armed only with his trusty raygun.


Tarzan and Paris Hilton written by Bob Melonosky, funny science fiction

Tarzan and Paris Hilton Do Vegas, 2004 -- Paris Hilton is along for the ride when Tarzan heads to Vegas for a showdown with Cheetah who has gone pimp turning Jane into a two-bit call girl while I prove once again that I can write a book without a single comma.

Waiter, There's a Fly in My Pussy written by Bob Melonosky, funny science fiction

Waiter, There's a Fly in My Pussy, 2000 -- A beautiful story about a girl and the arthropod she loves.