Must Be Willing to F**k Ugly Women at a Moment's Notice

Yesterday, while cruising through my favorite sites, I came upon an ad.

It was one of those ads that say stuff like:

Must be willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice or
Better than Craigs List  or
Your wife will hate this site. 

Just for the record, I have been willing to fuck ugly women at a moment's notice since I was 15.  If you are a man that doesn't look like Brad Pitt, the same goes for you.  Thankfully, ugly women are willing to fuck us, eventually.  If this wasn't true, the human species would have died out a billion years ago.

But let's focus in on the ad.

The first thing you notice is that the woman is the wife of Cleveland, the black neighbor on Family Guy.  The second thing you notice is that it's not his ugly ex-wife Loretta but the beautiful, second wife Donna. Something is fishy about this ad.

An ad that is not for a website that contains cartoon porn but a site that promises to hook you up with ugly women that just want to have sex.

Usually, the women in these ads look like this:

They tend to be  attractive but without the usual accoutrements that put models and porn stars over the top. Stuff like makeup, hair spray and naughty lingerie.  They also tend to be real women.  They have skin and bones and volume.  (On a personal note, it saddens me that the blonde kid from i-Carly has to perform sex acts on soda cans to pay the bills.)

Imagine you are a pathetic guy like me. Home alone night after night in your rundown apartment. Just you, your computer and a wad of tissues that are about to wish you had used them to blow your nose. You're desperately surfing the web for some relief.  Relief from the boredom, the loneliness, the despair.  You see this ad with a naked cartoon woman dancing dirty.  Granted most of the blood in your body is in an organ that is not your brain but still,wouldn't you realize that you can not hook up with  a drawing no matter how ugly she is or how much you're willing to pay?

Maybe you and me are not the target audience for this ad.

Maybe the target audience are guys like Tom,

Fred,

and George.