Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Throwback Thursday - Bruce Klein's Bar Mitzvah

It's a damn shame, but they don't have Bar Mitzvahs at the Playboy Club on 59th Street anymore. That's my old friend Bruce Klein in the photo. Is that a Kosher salami in his pocket or is he happy to be finally finished with stupid Hebrew School?

I left that affair with a blue velvet yarmulke with gold trim, a bunny tail and the phone number of Miss Theresa Grisanti, formally of Carnarsie.

Monday, July 22, 2013

Directions from Kourtney Kardashian's Right Nipple to her Left Nipple

Kourtney Kardashian's large milk-filled breasts, nipples and veins, google maps

The other day I got lost traveling from Kourtney Kardashian's right nipple to her left nipple.  Don't laugh.  When traveling by tongue, there are a whole lot of confusing intersections and turns.  Thank Google for Google Maps!

Here's a helpful closeup. I think I got lost when I hung a left at that large pulsating vein instead of continuing straight onto the smaller arterial connection.

google maps directions to Kourtney Kardashian's left nipple from her right nipple

And because I know you will ask, here's a really big version you can use for "medicinal purposes."

Close-up Kourtney Kardashian's big milk-filled breasts, nipples and veins