Monday, July 22, 2013
Directions from Kourtney Kardashian's Right Nipple to her Left Nipple
The other day I got lost traveling from Kourtney Kardashian's right nipple to her left nipple. Don't laugh. When traveling by tongue, there are a whole lot of confusing intersections and turns. Thank Google for Google Maps!
Here's a helpful closeup. I think I got lost when I hung a left at that large pulsating vein instead of continuing straight onto the smaller arterial connection.
And because I know you will ask, here's a really big version you can use for "medicinal purposes."