It's a damn shame, but they don't have Bar Mitzvahs at the Playboy Club on 59th Street anymore. That's my old friend Bruce Klein in the photo. Is that a Kosher salami in his pocket or is he happy to be finally finished with stupid Hebrew School?
I left that affair with a blue velvet yarmulke with gold trim, a bunny tail and the phone number of Miss Theresa Grisanti, formally of Carnarsie.
Your the beest
ReplyDelete