Thursday, December 20, 2012

The Isle of Misfit Sex Toys

Another Christmas rerun deemed too raunchy and repetitive by those pussies at National Lampoon.

Hermey and Rudolph rode the little iceberg through the night until they got to a strange and desolate island. "This looks like just the place for a couple of misfits," said Hermey.

But they were not alone. Soon, Benny introduced himself. "Hi, I'm Benny and this is the Isle of Misfit Sex Toys," he said. Hermey was confused and asked, "Why are you a misfit?"

"I'm a pair of ben wah cubes and no little girl wants to play with a pair of ben wah cubes," Benny replied sadly. "I'm a misfit."


Gary Glitter was next . "I'm body glitter that looks like herpes. No, little girl wants to wear me when she goes out dancing," he said. "I'm a misfit."


"No woman wants to wear me when they play either" said a sad Consuelo. "I'm a frumpy, Guatemalan maid costume. This island will always be my home."



UPDATE:
I had to remove the rest of the post because the content filter at work wouldn't let me visit my own blog -- too many bad words. It gets more disgusting and more funny, promise.

I moved the entire bit to UncleMelon.com.

2 comments:

  1. We believe couples should shop together for sex toys in sex shop, to figure out what they both want to use to experiment and spice up the sex with.  It is something to do together, so you should shop together whether it is for bondage gear like mouth gags or spanking paddles or strap on or dildos and vibrators to help with double penetration or anal massagers for him or her. so we welcome couple for their easy shopping in sex shop.

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