Mr. Met: Did you hear that All Star David Wright is going to participate in the 2009 Home Run Derby?
Lady Met: Really?
Mr. Met: Yeah, they needed another guy to run around in the outfield and catch flyballs!
I never claimed it was a good joke.
Isn't it about time that someone told David the old Ralph Kiner quote?
Home run hitters date Molly Beers, singles hitters date hometown steers.
I know you jokers, it looks like David Wright in a wig but it isn't. I asked her if she was a woman and she said yes. I asked if she would be willing to date David Wright this year and she said yes. She's Janice from Astoria. She's nice and plain.