Monday, July 13, 2009

David Wright, a Joke

Mr. Met: Did you hear that All Star David Wright is going to participate in the 2009 Home Run Derby?

Lady Met: Really?

Mr. Met: Yeah, they needed another guy to run around in the outfield and catch flyballs!


I never claimed it was a good joke.



Isn't it about time that someone told David the old Ralph Kiner quote?



Home run hitters date Molly Beers, singles hitters date hometown steers.






I know you jokers, it looks like David Wright in a wig but it isn't. I asked her if she was a woman and she said yes. I asked if she would be willing to date David Wright this year and she said yes. She's Janice from Astoria. She's nice and plain.

2 comments:

  1. That is no woman, that's my wife. Seriously, it is my wife and please delete that photo immediately.

    And that Kiner quote is wrong. It wasn't Ralph, it was Hank Greenberg's son and it went "Home run hitters drive Cadillacs, singles hitters drive Fords."

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  2. SERIOUSLY GUY TAKE DOWN THE PHOTO OF MY WIFE!!!!

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