I just found out that Judd Apatow is filming a bunch of nude scenes with his wife -- only her naughty bits are all going to be CGI.
Makes for a funny Judd Apatow scene.
Judd Apatow looks over the shoulder of the CGI guy.
"Can you make them a little bigger... bigger... bigger... good.
Now the nipples, erect, more erect, more, now put those little bumps on them, more, more, more. What the heck? Let's put a pair of puffies on those bad girls.
Wow, sorry. You got a roll of paper towels?"
Wait, we can be funnier.
Judd Apatow looks over the CGI guy's shoulder.
"What have you got for me, Bobby?
Hmmm, can you deflate them both about 40%? No, give them some sag, make 'em really deflated. Good. Now, make the right nipple bigger and the left one shouldn't be so round. It looks more like a gorilla's nose,with dimples and kind of wrinkled. Give it a few coarse, black hairs. Excellent.
How about some freckles and a rash in the cleavage. Nice. Make the rash redder, redder, redder. Okay, almost there. Can we do sweat? Good. Put some sweat glistening underneath."
"Now, does this thing have a nag button?"