Here's today's cartoon:
Awful girl? Is that how guys at ESPN talk?
I haven't been reading this stuff for long so I have no idea who the hell Marshall and Harris are. Maybe they're richer than Bill Gates or nicer than Mother Theresa, but, if they are just loser, douchebag posers that sit home every night watching Sportscenter, then they should be thanking their Personal Savior Jesus Christ like Kurt Warner after a win.
Look at the rack on Jessie! That dwarf Harris could get lost in them thar hills.
Here's the part where I try to be funnier:
Wait just one minute, Bob! That's you. You're always in italics and dark blue.
Wait just one minute, Bob! Give and go is a sports reference. Therefore, the strip qualifies as Girls & Sports.
Did you fail to notice that I cleverly replaced "a lot in common" with "both Packer fans?"