Monday, September 12, 2011

My First Wife, Sarah Silverman



That's me and my first wife Sarah Silverman entertaining the neighbors and their kids.

I like to think that in an alternate universe I'm married to Sarah Silverman...

...and it's 1967.
...and she likes to pee on me.
...and we're thinking about swinging with the neighbor sitting all the way on the left.
...and in two years I'm going to buy season tickets at Shea Stadium.


Strangely, I look about as happy in my alternate universe as I do in my real universe...

...and my hair looks worse.


I stole this photo from Retropace. Go visit, there's lots of great stuff!

1 comment:

  1. Dude I don't want to sound disrespectful but you're fucking crazy... definitely you need professional help because is not normal you're thinking you're Sarah Silverman's husband...

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