Glory Days - Books I Writed Part 7

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

C-3PO Takes a Wife, 1994 -- After significant reprogramming and the addition of a few extra parts, mild-mannered C-3PO embraces the Barbarian lifestyle. George Lucas was kind enough to write the forward.

I Married A Gal With No Nipples, 2000 -- A moving tale of an illegal alien that is forced to bottle feed her offspring. Made into a movie starring Mike Myers that went straight to video, I still get an occasional residual check.

Nancy Goes Too Far, 1993 --When Ronald sees Arnold's economics trickling down Nancy's thigh, he goes all Irancontra on his ass.

Glory Days - Books I Writed Part 6

More books from the box in my mom's attic.

Lawn Doctor in the 21st Century, 1994 -- Dr. Chuck Chemlawnowitz, Ph.D. battles crabgrass and thatch armed only with his trusty raygun.

Tarzan and Paris Hilton Do Vegas, 2004 -- Paris Hilton is along for the ride when Tarzan heads to Vegas for a showdown with Cheetah who has gone pimp turning Jane into a two-bit call girl while I prove once again that I can write a book without a single comma.

Waiter, There's a Fly in My Pussy, 2000 -- A beautiful story about a girl and the arthropod she loves.