sychologist but lie down on my couch Dr. Freud and grab some tissues! Without the bikini wax those boy toys are fricking identical. Do you think that Mark has to do some roleplaying in order to get Gabby , I mean Eva, all hot and juicy? If I gained a few pounds and grew some facial hair, I could pass for a pasty Carlos. Do you think I could score some smouldering, Eva Longoria guilt sex?
Tim Tebow Obsession = Gay
Eva Longoria Obsession = Not Gay