Friday, October 12, 2012

King Paul Ryan Joffrey of House Lannister

paul ryan is the evil King Joffrey game of thrones paul ryan looks like
Last night I was watching the Vice Presidential debates, all those closeups of Paul Ryan squirming in his chair and fondling his water cup and I'm thinking, who does this creepy guy look like? Golem from Lord of the Rings? A little.  The evil little girl from Little House on the Prairie? Kind of. Then it hit me.

Paul Ryan is the reincarnation of evil King Joffrey, Protector of the Realm, the bastard son of the incestual fornification of Cersei and Jamie Lannister.  It all makes sense. They look alike and they think alike.

The Lannisters are the richest family in the Seven Kingdoms obsessed with gold and power.  Paul Ryan is obsessed with gold and power. King Joffrey is reckless, cruel, whinny and blames all the problems he creates on others. Paul Ryan is yadda, yadda, yadda.

And they both have the same plan for dealing with the "small folk" or "the middle class" that get in their way.


  1. Ahh Bob,
    I like you too much than to get bummed out on your political posts.
    A Lannister always pays his debts. Better than the circus sideshow we have now.

  2. Mike!

    You're killin' me! My only reader a woman hating Romney lover? Dude, find another blog. There are rightwing nutjobs that are funny, and want to bang Bristol Palin, you are evidence of that.