Another Post Courtesy of the Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.
When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the Daily Mail Online. Now there's another reason to visit the Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many
red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
Couple choose HORSE as bridesmaid (but she wasn't allowed in the church)
My comment: I've heard of horse-faced women but this is ridiculous. Oh wait, is that one a real horse?
9/11 families' fury after two British students WIN fancy dress competition
wearing TWIN TOWERS outfits
My comment: The North Tower is hot!!! (No pun intended.)
Okay, calm down people. Granted she has questionable judgement but she is attractive. Would it help to imagine me consensually banging her in costume, if I was dressed as a New York City fireman? Because lately, that is my "go to" fantasy.
Cute photos of hamsters baring their backsides go viral as the animal kingdom
hops on the belfie bandwagon
My comment: Oh great, now Kim will take a belfie of a hamster butt coming out of her butt.
Will belfie be Oxford Dictionary's Word of the Year 2013? Damn, in the time it took for me to type that sentence Kim Kardashian has posted another belfie.
I knew she visited my blog.
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.