Thursday, July 3, 2014

This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 7/3/14

Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.

You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right?  Right?  Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.

Rejected Comments of the Past Week

Jennifer Ellison hot pregnant funny
'Doctors said I wouldn't be able to conceive again!': Jennifer Ellison reveals she is six months pregnant with her third child 
My Comment:  Obviously, those doctors underestimated the incredible amount of spunk Jennifer possesses.  Spunk she's not afraid to use, over, and over again. You show 'em, girlfriend!

Lindsay Lohan kissing girl, Monica Lewinsky kissing girl, Hillary Clinton kissing girl
Monica Lewinsky is out on the town in London as Hillary Clinton jets in to promote her book
My Comment:  Hopefully, they'll both party at the Chiltern Firehouse and they'll both get caught making out with Lindsey Lohan.  Now that would be news!

Accepted Comments

Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.

RFK Jr. Cheryl Hines hot cheating funny daughter
Robert F Kennedy Jr will be deposed by husband of 'mistress' Chelsea Kirwan same week he plans to wed Cheryl Hines
My Comment:  Why don't those two have a reality TV show? Their lives are a joke.  Keeping Up With the Kennedys!  Rating ▲86

I'm going to pitch it to E!  That daughter will need breast implants and butt implants and then we're good to go.

Keeping Up With The Kennedys Cheryl Hines hot

On a very special KUWTKennedys, Cheryl gets upset when Junior selects small-breasted Taylor Swift to be on his touch football team before he selects her.  Is the wedding off!?!

first black Yale hockey player
Maya Peterson forced to resign as Lawrenceville School's first black student-president
My Comment:  White people have no sense of humor, especially the snooty 1%ers. #RomneyDumb  Rating ▼54

Las Vegas No water no planning no joke
Las Vegas in danger of running out of water by 2036
My Comment:  This is not a surprise.  Build a big city in the desert with no planning and you get what you deserve. The high rollers can drink champagne.  Rating ▲86

Kim Kardashian butt without photoshop Chantelle Houghton bikini hot not
'I'm not feeling great in myself': Chantelle Houghton opens up about piling on the pounds as she displays fuller figure on holiday
My Comment:  Somebody please tell Chantelle that they make one piece bathing suits with skirts or maybe a sweatsuit would be better.  Rating ▲15

Remember Kim Kardashian's 3 Ps for the perfect image -- plastic surgery, photoshop and personal photographers (It's really 4 Ps but don't tell Kim.  She'll cry and then eat a cheesecake).

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