When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
My Comment: Shapely derriere? Shapely like a Volkswagen bus? Shapely like a barge full of refuse? Shapely like a massive, amorphous blob visible from space? Seriously DM, buy a dictionary.
From Webster's New World Dictionary:
shape · ly (shap-le) adj. having a pleasing or graceful shape or form.
Accepted Comments
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.
My Comment: Wow, Charles has traded in the comfortable Minivan for a sportier model! Good for him. She looks like a wild ride. Rating ▲2
Who can blame Charles for leaving the Ford Transit back home in the garage? After a couple of years, you have to really press on the choke to get that bag of bolts operating properly.
My Comment: Great idea for FOX TV, this chick and Bristol Palin fight to the death. Guaranteed ratings!!! Call my agent, Rupert, and we'll talk. Rating ▲7
If you think Bristol Palin doesn't stand a chance, here's a sneak preview from the "talent" competition.
That's America's Sweetheart Bristol Palin swallowing a can of Red Bull. For the finale, those two crazy kids make that can disappear into places not even a pair of Levis would dare to enter.
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