Friday, May 8, 2015

This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 5/8/15

Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.

You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right?  Right?  Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.

Rejected Comments of the Past Week

Kim Kardashian book signing funny
Kim Kardashian wears daring black dress with high slit and plunging neckline to LA book signing for Selfish
My Comment:   Book signing?  Can Kim spell Kardashian?  Kan Kim spell Kim?

Carroll Spinney narrowly avoided dying in 1986 Challenger shuttle disaster - because his 'Big Bird' suit WOULDN'T FIT inside the spacecraft
My Comment:   When I was a kid, I always thought Carroll Spinney was a woman. I guess he's just a man trapped in a bird's body.

Kim Kardashian butt fat
Kim Kardashian squeezes in another work out ahead of the Met Gala in New York 
My Comment:   Does that label say, "Warning!  Object in spandex is larger than it appears with photoshop."  I'm going to be nauseous all day.

Khloe kardashian butt implants cellulite removal funny
Khloe Kardashian gets cellulite lasered off her derriere as sisters Kim and Kendall watch while eating snacks
My Comment:   Looks like Kim and Kendall are eating Khloe's butt trimmings on crackers.  Yummy!  Butt sadly, high in cholesterol.

Has Khloe's rectum hypnotized Kim and Kendall?  There might be a shiny object in it.

However, now we finally know what Rodin's The Thinker was thinking about.

What does Rodin's The The Thinker think about?  Khloe Kardashian fat ass

Khloe's butt.

Accepted Comments

Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors, but not this week.  I may have been banned.  :(

The Daily Mail logo funny

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