When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
My Comment: Book signing? Can Kim spell Kardashian? Kan Kim spell Kim?
My Comment: When I was a kid, I always thought Carroll Spinney was a woman. I guess he's just a man trapped in a bird's body.
My Comment: Does that label say, "Warning! Object in spandex is larger than it appears with photoshop." I'm going to be nauseous all day.
My Comment: Looks like Kim and Kendall are eating Khloe's butt trimmings on crackers. Yummy! Butt sadly, high in cholesterol.
Has Khloe's rectum hypnotized Kim and Kendall? There might be a shiny object in it.
However, now we finally know what Rodin's The Thinker was thinking about.
Khloe's butt.
Accepted Comments
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors, but not this week. I may have been banned. :(
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