Monday, June 8, 2015

This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 6/8/15

Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.

You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right?  Right?  Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.

Rejected Comments of the Past Week

Robin Thicke girlfriend April Geary hot funny
It's not a competition! Robin Thicke, 38, and girlfriend April Love Geary, 20, wear matching plunging necklines on date night 
My Comment:   His boobs are bigger than hers.  Robin should work out a little or buy the kid a boob job.

Duggar family pastor preaches hate
Duggar family pastor says Caitlyn Jenner no longer an American champion because of gender transition...but that God can forgive Josh's molester past
My Comment:   There are a lot of churches in America.  These people should find one that doesn't preach hate.

Accepted Comments

Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.

Josh Duggar pedophile
'He said it only happened once': Jim Bob Duggar's state trooper friend claims the father-of-19 LIED about his eldest son Josh's molestation of girls
My Comment:  Josh Duggar for President! He would be the perfect Republican candidate.  Rating ▼12

Josh Duggar poses with every Republican presidential candidate funny

When Josh Duggar was Executive Director of the Family Research Council, a conservative Christian lobby group, every republican in the country was trying to get a photo op.  He still hates gays, immigrants and poor people so he is a viable Republican candidate.

Caitlyn Jenner Kris Jenner who wore it better funny Bruce
'I was mistreated': Caitlyn Jenner on marriage to 'controlling' Kris Jenner... while matriarch brands her ex 'passive-aggressive'
My Comment:  Wow, Bruce looks way better than ex-wife Kris. That must be why she's upset.  Rating ▼12

Who wore it better? Kim Kardashian and Kylie Jenner wears similar body-hugging green dresses
My Comment:  Kylie looks like an attractive young woman. Kim looks like a green hill in Ireland. Rating ▲71

Chris Christie baseball fat funny
Chris Christie flaunts his weight-loss AND wins MVP at Yankees NYPD charity game
My Comment:  Chris Christie needs tighter pants. You still can't find his tiny bat and balls.  Rating ▲137 

Give the Brits credit.   A good laugh is more important than their rightwing nutjob political views. Definitely not true in America if my inbox is any indication.

I'm not sure Governor Christie should be "flaunting" that weight-loss.  Can the surgeons cut anything else out of his abdomen so he loses another 200 pounds? 

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