I wrote this not dirty limerick while driving home from the beach. There was a reason but you will never know.
The Mom From West Orange
There once was a mom from West Orange
With shrubbery so thick you could forage
All day and all night
For the tiniest bite
Her specialty, sausage in porridge
Been half-rhyming orange since 10th Grade Honors English.
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