Monday, August 3, 2015

A Not Dirty Limerick - The Mom From West Orange

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I wrote this not dirty limerick while driving home from the beach.  There was a reason but you will never know.

The Mom From West Orange

There once was a mom from West Orange
With shrubbery so thick you could forage
All day and all night
For the tiniest bite
Her specialty, sausage in porridge

 Been half-rhyming orange since 10th Grade Honors English.

The first caller that can correctly identify the connection between the photo and the limerick will receive a rare How to Eat Pussy t-shirt*

* Disclaimer: Friends, family and readers of this blog are not eligible for this contest.

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