When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
My Comment: Now my dad will have to masturbate to the vodka ads.
My Comment:
Khloe: I'm sorry James but this is not about love, it's about ratings.
James: Whatever. You ugly.
My Comment: Kim looks like she is dressed up as a black olive for Halloween. She looks uncomfortable, unattractive, and underwhelming.
If the whole pornstar/rapper ashtray thing doesn't work out, Kim should take dancing lessons and tryout for a gig with the California Olive Growers Association.
As Kanye has found out, extra virgin might cost a little more but its well worth it.
My Comment: Imagine you're an organ donor and your kidney ends up in Lamar passing urine on to Khloe. Yuck.
Lamar showering Khloe with his new kidney. That's Kim Kardashian in the upper right corner waiting for her turn.
Accepted Comments
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.
My Comment: If Khloe was a good wife, Lamar Odom would still be alive. Rating ▲2
Using my considerable photoshop skills I think I have solved the Lamar Odom snorting a pile of cocaine, viagra and heroin mystery. Remember that this photo of Lamar passed out in the brothel was taken even before the police were called.
If you look carefully at the doorway behind the bed you can see a woman with a fat ass. Both of the hookers that Lamar paid to bang were skinny white chicks with no asses whatsoever -- which would worry me if I was Khloe. If her brain damaged ex-ex-husband really loves her, why does he prefer a hooker with no ass?
But I digress, if you look even more carefully at that fat ass it is obvious from the implants and the bleached blonde hair that it is, none other than, Khloe Kardashian!
Here's a section of the photo enhanced using a photoshop filter called skankenhancer.
Why would Khloe Kardashian be at a brothel in the Nevada desert? She may have been picking up some pocket money by blowing the cleaning crew or...
She may have poisoned Lamar Odom thereby insuring more camera time on the family TV show. Kim is pregnant, Kourtney is hot, Kylie's hormones are raging out of control, when you're the ugliest Kardashian you might resort to malfeasance to get noticed. Nobody wants to see James Harden sitting on a couch with a pampered pooch and I'm not talking about a Pomeranian.
I think Lamar got himself a koma not a coma.
I have forwarded my findings to the FBI and NYPD SVU.
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