Showing posts with label Flat Sarah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Flat Sarah. Show all posts

Friday, June 25, 2010

Friday Fotoshop Funnies - Flat Sarah Palin Meeting and Greeting



Friday Fotoshop Funny No. 2: Delegates to the recent Texas State Republican Convention paid $500 for the priviledge of posing with a Sarah Palin cardboard cut out. Houston Chronicle, June 2, 2010





That is one short, stumpy, Republican housefrau
or Sarah Palin is taller in cardboard. Flat Sarah!
Sounds like a good project for Social Studies.
I'll give you guys a shot at the boob jokes and the
crease jokes (Look closely, Flat Sarah folds in half
for easy storage!)



Obvious. But in the words of Rush Limbaugh,
"More obvious. More ratings." Can you be more funny?
Leave a comment or
e-mail me.



Albert Bluford Walker from North Carolina sent in this winner.
Can't go wrong underestimating the intelligence of the voting
public. What did happen to Joe the Dumber? I think my
grandmother once had that dress made into a couch.




Thanks to ChuckRuffing15 for this funny contribution.
I know exactly the chick Chuck is talking about.
She's the only reason to rub one out to
that show/movie/another movie.

HarveyTheKitten from St. Louis got serious lols with the
image of Bill O'Reilly trying to make love to Flat Sarah.
Hopefully, Flat Sarah isn't as fertile as Real Sarah.




Dave Wallace from my hometown, NYC sends in the first
penis joke of the day. I know Sarah Palin gives wood to
most of middle America but when I hear her hate talk,
my balls try to crawl up into my abdomen to hide.
Different strokes for different blokes, I guess.

Can you be more funny? Send in your funny joke, I'll fire up the photoshop and if you have a site/blog/facebook/personal ad or whatever, I'll plug you good!

Update 10/28/2010 - More Reader Submitted Captions!

Mike from Whereabouts Unknown reminds
us that Sarah has unusual neighbors.



Mike again, because every Republican
grandmother wants to be just like Sarah Palin.
Now, that's good family values!



Mike submitted a nice simple third one that I felt the need to eff with.



Pound the Budweiser, interactive since 2009!



One more from me, inspired by my witty repartee
with regular contributor William Safire. If you don't check
out the comment section, you are missing out on
some of the best stuff on this blog.