Showing posts with label arizona is the worst state. Show all posts
Showing posts with label arizona is the worst state. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Arizona is... - the State of the Week

Every Wednesday I'm going to post a bit on one of the 50 states, of these United States, in alphabetical order.

First state up, Arizona. I'm skipping Alabama because I hate Alabama.

When I think of Arizona, the first three things I think of are racists, John McCain and pretty desert scenes.

Arizona is the most racist state
What does the world think of Arizona?
Arizona is the worst state When you type "Arizona is the..." into google, you get a bunch of ignorable junk and the following insightful answers:

Arizona is the what state

As in, "What the fuck is wrong with Arizona?"

Arizona is the worst state
Arizona is the best state

These cancel each other out.

Arizona is the sunshine state

Proving my theory that the world is full of stupid people. For you guys keeping score at home, Florida is the Sunshine State. Arizona is The Copper State, The Grand Canyon State, The Police State.

Arizona is the most racist state

Proving my theory that the world has a lot of smart, intelligent people in it that never get to be on TV.

Yes, I have been to Arizona. I have camped on the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon. Little known fact, I have never slept indoors in Arizona. Well known fact, the north rim kicks the south rim's aspens.

I would live in New Mexico and commute.

Where in Arizona is the crater? There it is.

where in Arizona is the crater



Another little known fact, I stole this bit from today is my birthday!

More Arizona bashing, my world famous Aryan-zona poster (suitable for framing).