Friday, May 16, 2014

This Week's Rejected Daily Mail Comments -- 5/16/14

Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.

You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right?  Right?  Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.

Rejected Comments of the Past Week

rock hard circumsized penis
Visitors flock to Turkey's Love Valley to see some erotic erosion
My Comment:   Seems like every pillar in Turkey is rock hard and circumcised.

Groom thinks wedding is blessed because he fell through table at his stag party and got holy bruise
My Comment:  Mel Gibson should make a movie starring Greg Kinnear.  Americans will flock to it and it will make gazillions.

see through bathing suit model
Is this the most disturbing swimsuit ever?
My Comment:   Where are her ovaries, fallopian tubes and vagina?  That's not human anatomy.  It must be what a Barbie doll looks like on the inside.

Scott Disnick douchebag
'Lord' Disick takes a male pal for a spin on the back of his three-wheeled motorcycle
My Comment:   What's next, one of those WalMart scooters with the basket on the front?  Lame.  Kan't Kourtney buy a better man?

born again David Berkowitz son of sam meets Son of God
Son of Sam serial killer skips parole hearing because he believes ‘Jesus has forgiven him and set him free' 
My Comment:  Son of Sam meet Son of God.   Jesus has worst taste in men than Taylor Swift.

Accepted Comments

Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.

Beyonce Solange hot twins
Beyonce shows public support for sister Solange in wake of her sibling's elevator attack on Jay Z by posting tender Instagram shots of the pair
My Comment:   If I was dating Solange, I'd tell her to lighten her hair, take photos of us together, and then tweet everybody that I just met Beyonce. Rating ▼8

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