Not a headline I ever expected to see in the New York Times. Sarah Palin juicy? Not likely. Sarah Palin a girl? Not in 40 years.
Juicy?
Hard, desiccated, dried-up, unmoistened, sapless, dusty, shriveled, barren (between the ears not between the legs), all good words to describe Sarah -- but juicy?
Turns out that the Quitter from Wasilla (copyright pending) is wearing Juicy Girl Couture sunglasses. Sunglasses, according to the Times, that are favored by 13 year old girls. I went to their website and found the exact pair that Mrs. Palin was wearing.
It has a heart shaped cut-out on the right earpiece. How precious! And it says Juicy Girl on the outside and "Eat cake wear juicy girl" on the inside of the earpieces. Strange words to be pressed up against the temple of the almost VP of the USA. And what 13 year old girl is wearing $98 sunglasses? Other than the Palins, obviously they can afford to pay $98,000 for a pair of sunglasses for one of their kids.
The brief article went on to say, and I quote, "And for those who are interested in such things, the former governor was not wearing her wedding band."
Sarah Palin on the prowl!!!
At a Philadelphia Phillies game.
With her two daughters. Looks like Grover Cleveland Alexander has taken the bait!
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