Not a headline I ever expected to see in the New York Times. Sarah Palin juicy? Not likely. Sarah Palin a girl? Not in 40 years.
Juicy?
Hard, desiccated, dried-up, unmoistened, sapless, dusty, shriveled, barren (between the ears not between the legs), all good words to describe Sarah -- but juicy?
Turns out that the Quitter from Wasilla (copyright pending) is wearing Juicy Girl Couture sunglasses. Sunglasses, according to the Times, that are favored by 13 year old girls. I went to their website and found the exact pair that Mrs. Palin was wearing.
It has a heart shaped cut-out on the right earpiece. How precious! And it says Juicy Girl on the outside and "Eat cake wear juicy girl" on the inside of the earpieces. Strange words to be pressed up against the temple of the almost VP of the USA. And what 13 year old girl is wearing $98 sunglasses? Other than the Palins, obviously they can afford to pay $98,000 for a pair of sunglasses for one of their kids.
The brief article went on to say, and I quote, "And for those who are interested in such things, the former governor was not wearing her wedding band."
Sarah Palin on the prowl!!!
At a Philadelphia Phillies game.
With her two daughters. Looks like Grover Cleveland Alexander has taken the bait!
Lots More Sarah Palin
Sarah was one of my Ball Busting Beauties of Conservatism
I talk about the party when I went teabagging with Sarah Palin
I had a whole website devoted to Sarah Palin during the presidential election - AndTheOtherisaDog.com
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteI was wondering why my body was spinning in my grave...
I wouldn't bang Bristol Palin with Ann Coulter's dick and I wouldn't bang Sarah Palin's cold, 60-grit vag with mine -- even with all the oil floating in the Gulf of Mexico for lube.
Bill
Bill,
ReplyDeleteGet a hold of your rage there my brother, but I don't blame you I feel the same about the Palins and don't get me started with Anne fucking Coulter. That stupid excuse for a woman that spews nothing but hatred and stereotype that feeds all the stupid racist ideologies.
Virginia.
Bob,
Hi.
Virginia
Bill,
ReplyDelete"Drill, baby, drill!" screamed Governor Palin, her ankles pressed up near her Juicy Girl Couture sunglasses, as my shaft penetrated the thick, outer crust.
Just a few inches more and I would be through the accumulation of sediment and I could begin my exploratory excursions into the deep, productive crevasse.
Bob
Virginia!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment!
I hope you washed your hands before returning to work. I just dropped a couple of teflon encrusted beauties off at the pool.
Bob
What about Hate Fucking?
ReplyDeleteIt'd be great
Friend: 'I hate the Republicans, I hate Palin'
Me: 'Well, I Hate Fucked Her and gave her a Cleveland Steamer while she yelled 'drill baby drill'
Great blog btw.
Alpha Za,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment!
I'm all for the hatefuck -- as long as its consensual, Bristol wears a plaid, Catholic schoolgirl skirt, Mom gives me a rusty trombone while I provide the corn and black bean salsa, and a whimpering Todd has to watch.
Bob
Bobby,
ReplyDeleteNo hard feelings, but the word down here is that the only thing Todd Palin can do is watch. All that snowmobiling takes a toll.
Also, the vibrations turn your sperm into coconut creme.
I think Karl Rove has fathered the last 3 or 4.
Bill
Bill,
ReplyDeleteThat would explain all her pent-up hatred.
Too bad Bristol didn't inherit some of Karl Rove's brains. Looks like she only got his fat ass genes. Girl has to cut down on the caribou sausages.
Bob
You're all sick in the head. No, really, you are. Quite perverted, too.
ReplyDeleteDear Anonymous,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment!
You mean we're all perverted/sickinthehead in a wholesomey good, let's all jump into the pool naked, kind of way, right?
Bobby,
ReplyDeletePay no heed to those pandering prudes of prolongated priggishness!!!
Bill
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ReplyDeleteTwo comments in a row! Righteous!
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Bob
Your blog is disgusting.
ReplyDeleteGeezLouise, 'men'. You reeeeelly think you're gonna git away withis after you croak?? Doesn't Jesus have something to say about dastardly dissent when we A-L-L upNdie? Or howsabout the firey Purgatory we A-L-L gotta face depending on how much filth we spewed-out?? Precisely how deep we go... or the Abyss o'Misery. Your choice, dudes. Your demise. God bless you. Meet me Upstairs, brudda.
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Dear Anon,
ReplyDeleteThanks for the comment!
bob