The Wall Street Journal has a daily cartoon called Pepper and Salt that I really, really don't like. Apparently, rich Wall Street scumbags have their own unique form of humor that is not funny. Here's today's cartoon.
There's nothing like a good folding maps joke and that's nothing like a good folding maps joke. *RIMSHOT, PLEASE* I think the last time a folding map joke was fresh was when Henry Blake was still on MASH. And the actual "artwork" is pretty damn lame. It looks like a 3rd grader drew it with a crayon. Come on, those dummies books are book-sized not NY Times-sized.
Remember this is a "business" comic for Wall Street Journal readers that is officially housed in the collections of the Harvard Business School Library assuring that future generations of MBA assholes will have no sense of humor. Here's my attempt at funnier versions. If you are the president of a major university and want to house a collection of my work, e-mail me.
I will continue to add captions to this post all day until I think of something really funny. You are invited to help but you won't because leaving a comment is too much damn effort.
Last week's attempt - Wall Street Journal Humor is a Bitch