I didn't like it but I did find this cartoon called Pepper and Salt that I really, really didn't like. Apparently, rich Wall Street scumbags have their own unique form of humor that is not funny.
I believe the guy on the couch is trying to complete a sudoku puzzle. How droll. Perhaps 5 years ago this would qualify as timely and funny but probably not. Recently, my pal Rupe donated the entire collection of Pepper and Salt comics to the Harvard Business School Library assuring that future generations of MBA assholes will have no sense of humor.
So, I figured I'll write some captions that are actually funny. Remember this is a "business" comic for Wall Street Journal readers so I had to tone down the raunch a bit. Honestly, it was harder than I thought it would be, maybe because I have nothing in common with either of these people.
The Journal says the depression is all your fault, bitch.
How am I supposed to reach my scotch if you put it all the way over there, bitch.
How come you don't shave your box like this bitch in Playboy, bitch?
Put that Peggy Noonan wig back in the box and cook my dinner, bitch.
Gosh darn it, I expected my bonus to arrive in a much larger box! Why did you open it, bitch?
What's so bad about downsizing? I still fit on the couch, bitch.
Don't you think that a Wall Street Journal reader, after a long day of screwing us out of our life savings, would call his significant female other a bitch? And why is the bitch holding a box? Is it a box of completed sudoku puzzles her man has already finished? I will continue to add captions to this post all day until I think of something funny. You are invited to help but you won't because leaving a comment is too much damn effort, bitch.
That's not what I meant when I said to whip out your box, bitch!
Another miscarriage? Thank God tomorrow is recycling day, bitch.
Bitch! Who starred in that 90's sitcom Mad About You? Oh wait... it was us.
Go ahead and leave, bitch. I'll care after I finish reading The National Review.
What's a five letter word for female dog, bitch?