Butt Bomber Blowed Up Gud

Another Post Courtesy of the New York Post - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.

Qaeda 'ass'assin: 'Butt bomb' Tactic Spooks Anal-ysts

WASHINGTON -- There's a new al Qaeda terror technique that has American security experts pooping in their pants -- call it the "butt bomb." A suicide bomber recently put himself next to a member of the Saudi royal family, having outwitted bomb-detection machines in the palace, to set off an explosion using a charge that had been hidden in his rectum.

Rectum? It actually killed him.

Every word above was cut and pasted from The Onion the New York Post. There really is no need for me to doo anything.

We've had uni-Bombers and shoe-Bombers. There he is, Abdullah Asieri, the butt-Bomber.

Unfortunately, it was a shitty plan because the only person that died was Abdullah. Talk about anal gaping, ouch!

The explosion, possibly detonated by a cellphone, killed the bomber.

If Abdullah's Butt is one of your kid's contacts, he should probably lose cellphone priviledges.

Seriously, this is a pain in the ass for security experts.

"Standard airport security is not going to detect that," said terror expert Steve Emerson. "You need a much more intrusive type of X-ray machine that can actually see inside body cavities."

The Department of Homeland Security is busy training bomb sniffing gerbils and plans to deploy them at U.S. airports early next month.

Until then, watch your ass.