It's Ruin a Childrens Book Day Over on Twitter #RuinAChildrensBook

What you're missing on Twitter because you don't follow me.  Thanks to the 18 followers I do have.  You are the best and most desperate people I don't really know.

#RuinAChildrensBook

 

Green Eggs and Salmonella 

The Very Horny Caterpillar 

How the Grinch Stole My Virginity By Cindy Lou Who

I'll add more if my boss stops checking up on me.

 A new one...

Brown Bear, Brown Bear, Where are the White Women At?

One more...

Winnie-The-Poo

Slow day at work...

The Giving a Handjob Tree

Last one, I promise...

If You Give a Mouse Some Nookie