Courtesy of Eric Stangel
Complete with a Cottonwood switch and an anatomically correct victim doll (for pointing out wounds on your scrotum).
Guaranteed to provide hours of educational and character-building play!!!
Where's Roger Goodell? He gets paid $40,000,000 a year so the owners don't have to deal with this crap. The coaches need their own Roger Goodell.
This NFL stuff has taught us that really rich people aren't brave or courageous or decent. They just have more money than us. These billionaire owners send their football guys out to face the tough questions they should be answering. One of the cowards cried, then allowed his wife beating player to play, because there's always more money to be made.
***Alert*** You can actually buy that Adrian Peterson doll sans switch at Toys R Us today. Want to scare the crap out of a 4-year old? Hurry! Supplies are limited.
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