Another Post Courtesy of the The Daily Mail - I kid Rupert Murdoch a lot when we see each other at the Friar's Club but his rag does supply an endless assortment of crap for my blog.
When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many
red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
Scott Disnick poses with Kylie at Kourtney's Pool
My Comment: When Scott Disnick gets blind drunk, which is daily, do you think he has a klue which kuntry he's in?
I thought my klever use of k's would sneak this by the kensors.
'It's something I've suffered with all my life': Amanda Holden reveals she has to wear nipple covers for daytime TV modesty
My Comment: She's suffered her whole life with being extremely horny? Me, too. We should hang out together.
Sometimes, when I think about all the suffering in the world, I need to rub one out.
Desperate Khloe Kardashian breaks down while pleading with brother Rob to accept help
My Comment: When you're the ugliest Kardashian, you have to pretend to be concerned about your loser brother. It's in the script.
Bella Thorne oozes heaps of sophistication in a chic grey dress and a tailored cream coat
My Comment: If I ooze heaps of cream on Bella Thorne's coat will I be sophisticated?
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.
Egging him on! David Beckham and son Brooklyn share pictures of their Easter hunt... as Victoria gets her bake on at home
My Comment: What was she baking? A cold, icy stare? Rating ▲58
And because I care, and I already went through the trouble of erasing all the background anyway, a Victoria Beckham Halloween mask. Guaranteed to shrivel up the most stubborn eggplant. Not suitable for children, pregnant women or people with heart conditions.