Both funnier than the original Wall Street Journal attempt.
Mike took a shot at celebrity cook/celebrity Rachael Ray.
The wife does look like she would spend her day watching the Rachael Ray Show, with her perky ponytail, her I'm-a-smart-blonde eyeglasses and her standing-on-tippy-toes high heels.
Is there a more annoying small breasted woman in show business than Rachael Ray? Why say EVOO a hundred times a show, if you are going to explain that it stands for Extra Virgin Olive Oil every frickin' time? Do you just assume we've got to be brain dead because we are watching your show? I almost made her Blue Cheese Spaghetti with Dried Cranberries until I realized that it would actually look better going out than going in (taste better, too!).
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