My weekly recap of The Daily Mail's obsession with Jessica Alba (fast becoming my obsession).
Here are this week's scintillating scotoma of Jessica Alba articles:
Sept. 11: Style Maven Jessica Alba Leads the Fashion Pack
Sept. 11: Jessica Alba Puts on a Sideshow
Sept. 12: Jessica Alba Outshines the Catwalk Models
Sept. 13: Bad News for Microsoft! Jessica Alba Spotted with i-Phone
Sept. 15: Mommy's Little Fashionista! Jessica Alba's Mni-Me Daughter
Sept. 15: Jessica Alba shows Off her Eclectic Style
Only six articles this week, down from last week's ten. Possible reasons for this decline include she is in hiding because she got a zit or Rupert Murdoch has moved on to another lover. I'm going with Rupert Murdoch getting bored because a zit on Jessica Alba's nose would be a front page story at The Daily Mail.
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