Friday, September 20, 2013
The Week in Alba
My weekly recap of The Daily Mail's obsession with Jessica Alba (fast becoming my obsession).
Here are this week's scintillating scotoma of Jessica Alba articles:
Sept. 11: Style Maven Jessica Alba Leads the Fashion Pack
Sept. 11: Jessica Alba Puts on a Sideshow
Sept. 12: Jessica Alba Outshines the Catwalk Models
Sept. 13: Bad News for Microsoft! Jessica Alba Spotted with i-Phone
Sept. 15: Mommy's Little Fashionista! Jessica Alba's Mni-Me Daughter
Sept. 15: Jessica Alba shows Off her Eclectic Style
Only six articles this week, down from last week's ten. Possible reasons for this decline include she is in hiding because she got a zit or Rupert Murdoch has moved on to another lover. I'm going with Rupert Murdoch getting bored because a zit on Jessica Alba's nose would be a front page story at The Daily Mail.