The Week in Alba - 9/27/13

My weekly recap of The Daily Mail's obsession with Jessica Alba

Here are this week's scintillating scotoma of Jessica Alba articles:

Sept. 21: Jessica Alba Dons Quirky Shades
Sept. 22: Flower power! Jessica Alba and her Daughter Coordinate in Floral Ensembles
Sept. 23: Jessica Alba and Daughter Bond Over Pampering Session
Sept. 23: Jessica Alba Displays her Slender Legs
Sept. 24: Jessica Alba Takes Us Behind the Scenes
Sept. 24: I Can Wear Shorts Now
Sept. 27: Jessica Alba Flashes her Toned Waist in a Crop Top
Sept. 27: Anyone for Diapers? Jessica Alba Turns Sexy Saleswoman

Jessica Alba has a bounce back week as she records 10 articles in The Daily Mail.  Either the zit on her nose receeded into her epidermis or she sent a pajamagram to Uncle Rupert. Perhaps Jessie was in the pajamas that arrived at the Murdoch stately estate?

Body parts, her daughter (Jessica Alba IS a great mom), and a diaper pitch were the headlines of the week.

And because I know what you want, and I know how much traffic this will generate to my little blog, I present a Jessica Alba Bonus!

Jessica Alba Sexy Feet Bonus

Jessica Alba's sexy feet looking all hot as she receives a pedicure. Yummy. Toes. Red Naughty Monkey Peek A Boo Pumps. Almost there? Here you go.

Are we finished now?  Good.

You're welcome and now you owe me. Here's the deal. If we ever end up in a hot, sweaty threesome with Jessica Alba, you can have her feet, if I can have all the rest of her.