When you really, really need to see celebrity nipples poking through skintight blouses there is only one place to go on the web, the The Daily Mail. Now there's another reason to visit The Daily Mail, a new game for killing time at work. The goal is to get as many red down arrows as possible when you comment on their articles.
You'd think it would be easy. The Daily Mail is just like the New York Post except it's targeted at toothless limeys instead of toothless guys from Staten Island. Work some pro-ObamaCare into your comment, maybe a gay marriage doesn't really hurt anyone, and those red arrows will start piling up, right? Right? Wrong. The problem is you have to get your comments through those warehouses full of censors housed somewhere just east of Mumbai.
Rejected Comments of the Past Week
'Don't put a bumper sticker on a Bentley': Kendall Jenner says she's sticking with sister Kim Kardashian's no tattoo policy
My Comment: Given all the ink sister Khloe has, I guess its okay to put bumper stickers on an old Ford van.
This gives me an idea for a cartoon.
Why not Kardashian Kars Komics?
The Daily Mail, all the Kardashian fit to print.
Fans outraged after Joan Rivers snubbed during the Academy Awards 'In Memoriam' segment
My Comment: Joan Rivers was a snarky biatch that got paid to make fun of real actors. Why would the Oscars honor her? Joan's biggest role in a film was the voice of the robot in Space Balls (she never looked better).
Anna Kendrick offers a glimpse of her chest in stunning key-hole coral gown at the Academy Awards
My Comment: Anna looks peachy! Like a delicious, ripe, juicy peach, the fuzz tickling your nose as you devour her inner flesh and lick her flowing juices.
I practically write a frickin' love letter to Anna Kendrick and stupid Daily Mail doesn't post it? Darn you, Rupert Murdoch!
Sometimes I do get a comment through the censors. Remember my goal is to get as many red arrows as possible.
Police confirm Bruce Jenner DID rear-end car in fatal wreck and could face six years in prison if found guilty of manslaughter
My Comment: Bruce Jenner is rich, it's the US, he will never go to jail. Rating ▲12
You British rightwing nutjobs continue to amaze me with your negative attitudes toward the rich. In the US, you'd be Democrats.
Extra Kardashian Bonus Surprise!!!
Because I care about my reader, I present, free of charge, print your own Khloe Kardashian Bentley bumper stickers. Stick them on your Bentley and amuse your chauffeur and the boys at the club.