Tuesday, March 9, 2010

A Quick Note on Sandra Bullock's Buttocks

Because of a bit I posted back in December (called something like My Dick Explains Why The Blind Side is So Popular), when someone goes to Google in search of Sandra Bullock's buttocks, Google offers up me.

Type in Google Image Search:

"Sandra Bullock ass" and I'm Number 1
"Sandra Bullocks ass" and I'm Number 1
"Sandra Bullock big butt" and I'm Number 2.

Why do I know this? Sunday night Sandra Bullock won an Oscar and the world's great unwashed went in search of her ass. And found me.

The traffic is off the hook, yo...


  1. Bobby,

    Pay no attention to those naysaying nobgobblers bush-beating for Bullock's billowy protuberances of expurgation.

    Wow, that felt good. Not an alliteration, more like a vocabulistic enema.

    Hell = Forced Oscar watching with those Clockwork Orange things on your eyes. I'm still recovering.


  2. Bill,

    Thanks for the comment!

    I watched about 10 minutes of the Oscars. I had three favorite movies last year:

    Star Trek - the kid that played Spock was too damn good.

    Up - maybe the best 5 minutes in any movie, ever.

    The Men That Stared at Goats - my kind of movie.


    Sandra's sagging sacks of sexy cellulite


  3. Bobby,

    Not bad, you nauseating neophyte of nebulous nattering


    it could be confused with a description of Sandra Bullock's breasts.


    Sandra's sagging sacks of shite secreting cellulite.

    Didn't see any of those flicks. I watched Frost/Nixon with Nixon. If he wasn't dead he would have had a stroke. Funny shite.


  4. Bill and Bob, hate to interrupt the bromance going on in this room - but, mmmmkay, I forgot what the hell I was gonna say.

    Oh yeah, I loved hurt locker, and glad Kathryn won because I hate Avatar and James Cameron can "pound the budweiser" so to speak, like go pound salt.

    k, need more alcohol.

  5. Wannabe,

    Thanks for the comment!

    I haven't seen Hurt Locker yet. I'm hoping it makes some money because I have a great idea for an Iraqi war flick.

    I thought Avatar was pretty good.

    Pound salt? Sounds abrasive and bad for your blood pressure.


    Are we Bromos? Maybe, right?


  6. Bobby,

    We are not bromos nor are we entangled in a true bromance.

    When I think of two men having a close relationship, I think of San Francisco. Peter Hautlaub at the San Francisco Chronicle wrote the book on bromances, well the article anyway. http://articles.sfgate.com/2009-05-13/entertainment/17202273_1_spock-true-new-star-trek-movie

    Spock and Kirk: Bromos
    Hawkeye and Trapper John: Bromos
    Inigo and Andre the Giant: Bromos
    Oscar and Felix: Bromos
    Andy Dufrane and Red: Bromos

    Fred and Barney: Not bromos
    Hans and Chewbacca: Not bromos
    Bill and Bobby: Not bromos.

    I'm dead, you're not. I have never taken any pleasure in your company for we have never met. If we had a 20 year relationship, you would dump me for the first piece of tail that wiggled her arse at you without so much as a text message.

    We are not even cyber-bromos.


  7. Bill,

    Whoa, a little touchy, eh?

    Take a bromo, we're not bromos. I'm cool with that.

    Nixon and Bill, bromos?


  8. Whoa, Chilax there Bill. Nothing wrong with bromance. For serious, bromance is a hot thing, chicks dig bromances.

    Bert and Ernie - Bromance.

  9. Virgin,

    Three Stooges: bromos
    Frodo and Sam : not bromos
    Bert and Ernie: gay


  10. Bill and Bob,

    Bert and Ernie - Bromance

    Three Stooges - anomaly

    Frodo and Sam - Gay

    Bill and Bob - Bromance

    Shelock Holmes and Watson: Bromance

    Jude Law and R. Downey Jr. - Hot (oh sorry!)


    For Reference: bromance or man-crush is a close but non-sexual relationship between two (or more) men, a form of homosocial intimacy.[1] Coined in the 1990s, the term has typically referred to a relationship between heterosexuals influenced by the effect of second wave feminism in the United States or related movements elsewhere in the world.[1]


    Be proud of a Bromance.

  11. Wanna,

    I think we'll have to agree to disagree on this one. I'm with Bill, a bromance requires platonic intimacy.

    Holmes and Watson: excellent bromance

    Frodo and Sam: not bromos or homos. Sam marries a female hobbit. Frodo leaves forever to live with elves. True bromos would grow old together and never leave for elves.

    Bert and Ernie: gay - I believe that last year they adopted a fushia 18 month old Chinese girl that they named Maisy May.

    Robert Downey: hot
    Jude Law: I don't even know who she is.

  12. Holy hell, I am hoping you have googled who Jude Law is.

    Bert and Ernie adopted? Who knew? Not me obvs.

  13. Sandra bullock is not exactly my type nevertheless she's an attractive woman and a great personality and nobody can take her that off, that is what matters most in an actress.