How big is it?
The new George Steinbrenner plaque is so big that..,
It doesn't return calls from the Babe Ruth plaque.
All the other Yankee plaques started revolving around it due to it's gravitational field.
Graceland looks modest by comparison.
Stonehenge is so pissed, it hired Boras.
It's shadow is killing the grass in the infield.
It's dating the Statue of Liberty.
Derek Jeter can build a house on it.
Nixon had to pardon it, twice.
The Rays had no trouble hitting it last night when Sabathia pitched.
It's Al-Queda's next target.
They were able to bury his ego behind it.*
And finally, the George Steinbrenner plaque is SO BIG that...
A primitive tribe in Panama is worshipping it like a god. Oh wait, me bad, that's just Mariano Rivera worshipping it as a god.
*Submitted by reader William Safire.